Dear Diary,

In my room I have my own litter pan. It is cleaned daily by the Blonde. At the top of the stairs is the litter pan of the Snooty One.

Yesterday, while Snooty was having her fresh air, I rolled in her clean litter pan. (hehehe) Blondie saw me and kicked me out. Next time she turned her back, I peed in Snooty's litter box! When Snooty came in she was even more annoyed than Blondie. She (Snooty) pooped in her box while glaring down at me.

All is fair in love and war...right???

Don Eduardo

p.s. I am sorry about that little nick on Snooty's face. I am a gentleman and don't normally hit ladies, but I'm not sure "Lady" is the best adjective for her and anyway...she hit me first!

DE