Well the chiggers never seem to bother me. The things I hate
are the ticks. Embedding their head into your skin as they feed
off your blood. And you can't just yank'em off of you or you'll
be stuck with their head under your skin. They've got a special
lil' gadget where you squeeze on'em trying to entice them to
back out of your skin. Which is time consuming and irritating
enough, but lord help you if they pick a hard to get to crevice
on your skin, that you really don't want a bug in.

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