Dear MawMee ~

We live in a big Howze, wiff Lotsa Doorz.
*I* happin to like Dis Door!

An Rugz? We gotz lotsa rugz, too.
Dat Rug iz Your Rug.
I'd 'preciate you Not puttin Your Rug in fronta MY Door!

Luv,
/s/ da Binx Boy