What a kooky, fun idea! Here goes--promise not to laugh...

KOBIE = Kobester, The Kobinator, Hobie, Hobie-Cat, Dingo, Red Dog, Tuffy

ELI = Booty, Boots, Little Man, Mr. Whitney, Frisbee Dog, Chuffer, Chuffy

Looking over my lists, it's a wonder these dogs EVER come when we call them!