On the eleventh day of Christmas, my doggie brought to me.....
Eleven slimy chew-toys
Ten agility friends aleaping
Nine chewed up shoes
Eight annoying barks
Seven reindeer patties
Six globs of dog hair
Five sloppy kisses
Four humoungous messes
Three diplomas from agility
Two chewed up present wrappings
And a dirty, chewed up Christmas tree