there once was a dog named Mace! Mace was a fantastic dog but he had one bad habit-grass eating. no not just a bit-he rivaled the best lawnmower. one day Mace's dad was working on his car in the unmowed backyard and lost an expensive tool, well it was getting dark so he thought he would wait until morning to look for the tool. During the night Mace went in the back yard and ate all of the grass. The next morning the owner found his tool in the short grass and called to his doggy to give him a nice pat, Ah, a grazing Mace, how sweet the hound who saved a wrench for me.

I heard those groans!!