We have a winner. It's Karen (moderator) and she wants to pass her turn to JKRJG24 (sorry don't know your real name).

A puppy whose hair was so flowing
There really was no means of knowing
Which end was his head
Once stopped me and said,
"Please, sir, am I coming or going?"

(Oliver Herford is the author)

Thanks everyone.
Logan

[This message has been edited by lhg0962 (edited December 18, 2000).]