Very cute Richard! I am fortunately the "owner" of a hubby who can fix just about anything. That of course is dependent upon the fact that he feels the need. Of course plumbing problems are an emergency so he would rise to the occasion. I have several other odd jobs that have needed his expert hand that have remained undone for YEARS! What is it with men? I think they feel if they respond to our call too quickly they are henpecked?????