Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
Just to make it MORE confusing.....

"Grandmother" would be the mother of my niece. She...the mother of my niece that is....is also the mother of Pettalk's Gavin...
Also, my sister, and, you'll be grateful to know...a brunette.

Oooooh-Kaaaay...

Den WHO'z DAT holdin Gavin inna pix!??
Dad sez "SHE sure lookz like a *BLONDE*!???"

But we'z gettin da Kart affore da Horsey here...

So it soundz like Miz Turnip, da Piggy iz NOT gonna be a big wurrie fur da Near Term, huh?
She (Miz Turnip, da Piggy) iz gonna be Safe & Sound at GranMaw'z (aka Sister, Gavin's Mom, da Brunette, etc) Howze - an outta reach of Edwina AND Eduardo...

RITE?

So all we gotta wurrie bout is gettin two Kats whut hardlee seen each udder to be Palz!
Thank Hevin we dont gotta wurrie bout da PIG!

MEMO ta Eddie: Mynd da FROGz!
Basement Gurl iz onlee gonna let da Frogz slide wunst!

Mebbee borrow Gavin's *Bow Tie* an wandur UPstairz fur DinDin tanite...
Pop a bottel of Bubblie an Woow dat Snottie Gurl ovur a Kandil-Lit Dinner!