Dear Diary,

I have a new friend! No, not the Snooty One. Basement Girl! , formerly known as The One Who is Absent, came back yesterday. (She is a REAL blonde, but that name is already taken!) I love her. I came right out when she arrived, followed her around, talked and talked to her in my squeaky voice. You should of seen the Blonde One when she came home...and Basement Girl raved about what a friendly cat I am...as I lay beside her watching t.v. Basement Girl didn't even mind that unfortunate accident with some of her frogs!

Sadly, Basement Girl is going to California today. I guess I'll just have to make some other friends.....

Count Don Eduardo