Sure wish Eddie (aka Basement Boy) had bettur aksess to a puter...
This waitin fur a Diary Update is a
royal *pain* inna butt!

Da preveeus Basement Tenant musta taken da puter wiff her .

An wundur why da Gud Princess Edwina izint sayin nuffin?

Shuld tink SUMbuddie wuld be Meowin more offin!