Dear Diary,

I cannot figure out the one who is absent. She has army boots and satin beaded shoes!?!?!?!? How does she know when to wear which? I decided if I sleep on her bed it might help me understand her. Plus it is alot nicer than the dustbunny covered floor!

The blonde one came to my rooms yesterday to clean my toilet and prepare my meal. Since she was so nice about the breakage (the one she glued looks perfect!) I let her rub my ears. I even purred for her a little.

The curly haired one has his morning coffee with me. It is nice. The furred one is still being snooty though!

Progressing,

Count Don Eduardo