Dear Diary,

It was an accident....really!! I heard a noise in the window well and felt it my duty to check it out. I didn't realize the absent one had so many ceramic frogs on the window ledge. Only two of them broke when they hit the floor! But why did the blonde one have to find this instead of the curly haired one?!?!?!

I hear he is thinking of taking me upstairs tonight!

Count Eduardo