Dear Diary,

An interesting development this morning. The curly haired one was talking with me when a furred one entered my room. She is BEAUTIFUL but she must eat alot of birds because she has a very foul mouth! She sashayed into the room, paused, looked at me and began to hiss, fluff, and growl! And the language! It would make a sailor blush. I maintained my dignity and merely endured her slings and arrows. She sashayed back out and I enjoyed head bumpies and quality time with the curly haired one. I think she is a mama's girl!

More to come,

Count Eduardo