this past weekend i ran into 4 people on their cell phones at the supermarket..

the morons could not
move their carts, bodies, pay attention to what they were doing because they were too busy trying to figure out what the shopping recommendations were from the person on the other end...

my favorite is the walkie talkie feature because I can participate in the conversation!!!


the 5th idiot was my nephew......his rang in the bookstore, i told him that the other customers didn't want to be part of HIS conversation, so i sent him outdoors...

'i cannot possibly pay attention to the world around me when i'm on the phone in aisle 14
of the Handi Mart, but I can control a 3,000
pound, 70 mile-an-hour missile on the freeway....'