I was having a party once and I made a cake in the morning. It was November, but we didn't have the central heating started yet. I let the oven open after I used it and Naomi found the warm place and went inside. As you know, Naomi was black. When I was ready to make the pizza, I lit the fire and closed the oven. Suddenly, I heard some heart-freezing yowls. Opened the oven and Naomi flew like a rocket out of it. She smelled for a week. Every guest had to ask when coming in: What did you burn?

My sister is a great specialist in burning the beans. Yukky!!! You can't get the smell out for days.

And, last, at my birthday party we had a bbq. I formed the hamburgers in advance and covered each one with celophane. Someone was helping at the grill and put two of them on the grill without taking the celophane off