Puzzle 282

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A baby panda with diaper rash.

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed zebra.

Q: What’s black and white with 16 wheels?
A: A zebra on roller skates.

Q: What’s black and white and red (read) all over?
A: A newspaper.

Q: What do all fish have in their cars?
A: A shellular phone.

Q: What is black and white with a cherry on top?
A: A police car.

Q: What is black and white with a cherry on top?
A: A festive tuxedo cat.

Q: What is black and white with a cherry on top?
A: A chocolate ice cream sundae, silly!