Richard,

I'd like to pre order a Baileys Irish Creame & coffee please.
Oh, btw, have you heard this one;

> Subject: little pet

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for it and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me.
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house, shouting,......."Hey, in there!

Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

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> > > A little voice came out of the box:

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> > >"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

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