BLONDE COOKBOOK
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>> Or someone who just can't cook....
>>
>> MONDAY:
>> It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The
>>recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough
>>to loan me some extra bowls.
>>
>> TUESDAY:
>> Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without
>>dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a
>>friend home for supper.
>>
>> WEDNESDAY:
>> A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before
>>steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath
>>anyway. I can't say it
>> improved the rice any.
>>
>> THURSDAY:
>> Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said
>>prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before
>>serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
>>
>> FRIDAY:
>> I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients
>>in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this
>>recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
>>
>> SATURDAY:
>> Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked
>>me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps
>>counting to ten.
>>
>> SUNDAY:
>> Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I
>>had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the
>>hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came
>>out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
>>
>> GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am
>>eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If
>>I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise
>>him with Chocolate Moose.