evolution is bogus

[jonza]

I believe in evolution and I have PROOF!

The proof goes by the name of Fister, and is lying on our pillows at the moment chilling out.
When we first lured him up from his feral life in the back yard, he was a very nervous, timid little guy who didn’t dare step out of line, he was even afraid of doors!
Now he considers himself not just to be on our level, but on an even higher plane.
He comments on nearly everything that we do, complains loudly if things don’t go exactly as he wants them, and bullies us in bed if we don’t give him enough room. He has turned into a quite different animal. And this in only five years! Imagine what he’d be like if he’d had 5 million years!

This is evolution in practice, staring us in the eyes every single day.

This is irrefutable, undeniable proof of the existence of evolution.