Originally posted by K & L
You guys are cracking me up! I needed this. Thanks for all your IDEAS!

my faves?

Q: what happened to YOUR yankees???
A: they aren't mine, they belong to George Steinbrenner.......


a friend, who invested in a fast food company,
lost his rear in the stock market....

when he gets my goat i'll mention that i'm going out to eat at THAT restaurant......or
"hey, i'm going to ___________ does anyone want anything???"