Toward the middle of the page, you are a realist.



Facing left, you believe in tradition, you’re friendly, and you remember dates (bithdays,
etc.).

Facing front (looking at you), you are direct and enjoy playing devil’s advocate. You neither
fear nor avoid discussions.


With few details, you are emotional and naive. You care little for details and like to take
risks.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.


The size of your pig’s ears indicates how good a listener you are - the bigger, the better.



The length of your pig’s tail indicates the quality of your sex life - and again, longer is better.


but then again aren't men pigs anyway??? lololololol