cute, but I dont think my dog would be saying half of though lol. she is too spoiled.

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg
humping. *oscar used to do that befor he got neutered.*

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly who's walk is this anyway? * I let my dogs wander off the leash or on an extended one so they can look and smell everything mwahhh*

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. * I wish my dogs could do that *

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
the truth, you're just jealous. *LMAO*


13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out everytime we go back. * so true*