well I like Jen's idea of Edward.. or how about slasher! slash? odd but accurate!

that happening to you reminded me of when I had to chase Emma all around the house, shortly after adopting her,, when she got the string toy wrapped around her back leg and stomach. only she didnt slash me she just kept running and hiding, meanwhile I am panicking over the fact that she may be getting the circulation cut on her leg! oh what these cats get themsleves into, with our help!