I found the escrow papers and I was able to have a quick look before he snatched them away from me. Under "disclosures" it says that HE DID NOT cause the stains on the carpeting. It also says that he is ALLOWED to go outside every day.

I opened my cupboards and they are filled with premium albacore tuna in water, salmon and some sardines. No KLAM JUICE!!

The fridge is filled with turkeys.

He said it was the down payment.

One of the things I have always loved about Rascal is that he is very straight forward. If he is mad - he hisses and then gets over it. If he is happy to see you, he doesn't hold back and has been giving me such incredible loving since I got home and follows me from room to room.