There was a man and his wife who after 20 years of mariage had no kids. They finally managed to get pregnate but it was only partlt suessful, Because it was only a head. But they loved the head and cared for it and spoiled it. One day the head saw a bunch of other kids playing baseball and it wanted to play to. So lightning struck it and all of a sudden it had a whole body. It was so excited that it ran into the street and was hit by a greyhound bus.


The moral is; quit while your ahead.