Love Storm! He's beaaaaaaaautiful! Here are some captions:

1) "I'm so adorable. You must forgive the (tick as appropriate)"

- Scratched Couch
- Misappropriated dinner
- Missing socks

2) "Why is it such a hard life? I've got loving humans, great cat toys, a nice warm bed but I'd really like a 70 inch plasma display. Sigh."

3) Said in a Monty Burns voice: "Eeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxcellent!"

4) "Meowmie look at me, I'm auditioning for the next Exorcist movie!"