Yeah, *right*, Dad!

Dad "sez" we're all gettin up *urlee* so'z
we kan be atta BarkPark tween 11 an Noon...

Try not to hold yur breath...!
*He* duzint do morninz verrie well!

Traktur Kar busted jest aftur we gotz started last tyme -
hadda go *put da fix* on her affore we reelee got to Rollin West...
but we tink weez ovur dem problemz, now.

Hope ta see Ebberbuddie by Noon at da "latest".