1. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
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> _2. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
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> _3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path.
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> _4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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> _5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam!
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> _6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids
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> _7. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick.
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> _8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.
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> _9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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> _10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko.
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> _11. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
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> _12. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? Frostbite
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> _13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
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> _14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can
Roast
> _Beef!
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> _15. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right where ya left him.
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> _16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.
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> _17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.
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> _18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
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> _19. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location
Of
> _The Dirt Bag.
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> _20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their
Belt
> _Buckle On Their Hat.
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> _21. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad
> _Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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> _22. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Kentucky Divorce The Same? Somebody's
> _Gonna Lose A Trailer.....