Captain,Ruby&Murphy's Mum
8.000 oreos - now THERE's a challenge!!!!!!Originally posted by RICHARD
you'd have to eat 8,000 oreos to seriously clog your arteries..
now if we banned all lawyers we'd get rid of all the trans fat heads trying to make a buck...
Ditto your comment of the "trans fat heads"!
M!
"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
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with a nice big glass of milk...........Originally posted by captain
8.000 oreos - now THERE's a challenge!!!!!!
us lactose intolerants have to do that SOY stuff!!!
actually when i'm feeling REAL edgy i'll do the soy choco milk and a hand full of the dipped oreos!!!!!!
trans fats be damned!!
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Don't tell Johanna about your lawyer comment Richard!! lol
Don't buy while shelter dogs die!!
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Originally posted by mugsy
Don't tell Johanna about your lawyer comment Richard!! lol
i didn't mean ALL the lawyers....(backtracking furiously).......
it should have read-'all the trans fat head lawyers trying to ban oreos'.......or something like that....
i was just quoting shakespeare....um...ummmm....ummmmm
better yet, just sue me, put me out of my misery!!!!
(i'm sure she's been made aware of my statement, i'd like to be deposed as soon as possible, pending the selection of my legal counsel.....)
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Captain,Ruby&Murphy's Mum
Richard,
Uh Oh - now you've done it!!!!
Pending legal counsel ................ make sure you select someone who DOES NOT eat trans fats !!!!
M!
"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
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It was the kids and their parents fault for allowing their kids to eat them accevsivly (sp?). No one heald a gun to there head and said "EAT THEM!" this reminds me a lot of that stupid McDonalds lawsuit a few months back
~Rachel
If you're listening to this song
You may think the chords are going wrong
But they're not
We just wrote it like that
When you're listening late at night
You may think the band are not quite right
But they are, they just play it like that
It doesn't really matter what chords I play
What words I say or time of day it is
As it's only a Northern song
It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear
Or how I fare or if my hair is brown
When it's only a Northern song
If you think the harmony
Is a little dark and out of key
You're correct, there's nobody there
And I told you there's no one there
~The Beatles
shiney
I don't understand why they enjoy going after the food suppliers. They should really be suing Playstation, Nintendo, and all the other game companies that are creating the couch potatos.
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Yup, ban us all, then you can have back all the good lawyers do every single day...like protect your right to voice your opinion, as silly as it is!!!!!!Originally posted by RICHARD
now if we banned all lawyers we'd get rid of all the trans fat heads trying to make a buck...
Behind every greedy lawyer is a greedy human willing to pay the freight!!!
Motors purrin'
Originally posted by RICHARD
(i'm sure she's been made aware of my statement, i'd like to be deposed as soon as possible, pending the selection of my legal counsel.....)
Yup, I have this little device on my 'puter that instantly alerts me to those intent on rendering opinions on my fine profession....bring it on, Richard, bring it on! I have my eye on you! (Well, that part of my one eye that isn't furiously tracking all the rear end accidents occuring in my heighborhood..)
Motors purrin'
One final "Go Lawyers" issue...for Ricardo- Who do you thunk brought about the ADA that provides that little boy with CP the RIGHT to have a service dog in school? Think it was done largely OUTSIDE the legal arena?? I am bettin' it was done largely INSIDE the legal arena, with lawyers for both sides.
Lawyers aren't any different than any other group of people, some good, some bad....but, when times are bad, and one needs to get something done, one chooses a lawyer (or a hit man, depending on your orientation). Yes, I am sensitive, and will always defend my profession, because I believe in it....now, I gotta go sue someone...
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how would i go about getting your shoe outta my a$$????
or am i gonna have to sue?
i never passed the bar...
i walked right in and proceeded to get drunk
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Furry PiLLarz
wow!Originally posted by Cataholic
One final "Go Lawyers" issue...
... Yes, I am sensitive, and will always defend my profession...
..now, I gotta go sue someone...
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Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
wow!
Fiesty
yeppers!!!!!!
it's not the first time i've had my ass kicked my a woman, won't be the last either...
it's the shoes that scare me....it's either that or the ballistic metacarpal blow to the cranium, eh????
just trying to figure out what dentistry had to do with cerebral palsy.....last time i saw the ADA was on the back of my tube of toothpaste....
but what do I know?
i'm gonna have to go see the doc about my rear end, it's got a crack in it!
lol
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Labby Girls N Spotty Boy
I'd watch it with Jo---she's a soccer player, so imagine the force behind that shoe
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hey!Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
I'd watch it with Jo---she's a soccer player, so imagine the force behind that shoe
the cleats should clear up the hemorrhoids.......do i still sue or thank her????
at this point i'm being smart with my stupidity, thank you very much!
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-faith hill
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Divided we fall.
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