Hewwo all of Pet Tawk, tis iz Sally. I know I'm not appossed ta be on tis side of da board, but I had to join in on the ***PET*** Tawkin. Ive had hamstaws in tis house befur, even now wez got sum...bad newz all youz pets, YA CANT EAT EM!! Aint dat annoyin fur us kitties! Mom wud go cwazie if I even twied!!


Get offa da puter ya dumb kitterz!
Heyz pet tawkerz and all da petz, its Fwoppsy-bunz. Excuse the kitterz' font, I cant even read it, an mom sez I'm a smarty-bunz. Now watcha tawkin bout CWIKETS fur?? EEEWWW! Dose are yuck. But eat watcha want, as long as it aint me heeheez. Anywayz, dis aint my fiwst time tawkin on pet tawk, but it iz my fiwst time tawkin to da pet tawker petz!
Sowwy Lady cant tawk too, but shez got diarreah. Shez not feelin gud enough to type tawday. Maybe she'll type anotter timez! Okayz, da hamz wanna tawk to you aww about eatin hamz...who wud wanna eat DAT fur? Eberbody knows dat carrotz rule!
Luv Fwoppsy


Heyz Pet Tawker petz! Watcha tawkin bout eatin us hamz fur? Wez vewwwwwy bad tastin! Twy eatin katz insted! Anywayz a hamzter iz a vewy smawt aminal dat iz a gweat pet. Weww, momz eatin dinnew wite now, soz we gotzta go! Dont eat uz hamz!!
Sincwealy,
Perrie an Speedy