Well, this isn't the worst - Chloe quit destroying my stuff when she was a puppy, but I think it's Chloe's funniest misbehavior. My Chloe is a counter-cruiser, so we have to make sure not to leave food on the counter when we leave the house. She has gotten entire loaves of bread off of the top of the microwave. She'll eat the whole thing except for the end slices. (I don't like those either) But the funniest was when I left an almost brand new gallon container of butter flavored Crisco on the counter. I thought about putting it up, but the lazies struck and I figured it was Crisco and it had a plastic lid on it, right? Well I got home and she had eaten the entire container of Crisco. I kept a close eye on her and slept on the couch that night expecting her tummy to be pretty upset. Nope, the only "side-effect" was really shiny fur for a while. Now everything remotely edible is removed from the counters before she is left unsupervised.