i still do not believe any of you!!!!

i know this because eddie climbs on me on cold nights
and to get comfy he puts his butt next to my face....

the only thing i have noticed is the rash on my neck and i haven't had to shave in a few months...


WMD....
silent but violent...
SBD......
letting rip...
nagasaki.......
lay one out.....
kitten toots????

but no one has mentioned.....cutting the cheese! or
"he who smelt it, dealt it"....


for a while i thought eddie was a terrorist because of the biological effects on our humble household....especially
when HE gets offended by his own scat!!! At that point i
leave the room.