Originally posted by zippy-kat
what or who is madge?

oh, zippy!

sit on uncle richie's knee whilst i regale you with tales of yore!!

once upon a time (sorry ibaker!!) there was a dumb commerical
about a manicurist (madge) who would amaze people by having nice hands..she used palmolive to wash her dishes, hence the nice cuticles...when the customer would ask, 'how?'
Madge'd make the statement, 'why, you are soaking in it!'

--cut to the shot of the customers hand being jerked out of a small cup of dishwashing liquid--

so about this time the paramedics and cops show up-
the PMs to flush the soap from madge's eyes and the cops to
see if charges are gonna be pressed........i'll be a character witness, ibaker!!!!