Perry, you have the best California bachelor pad! Are you going to take up surfing now too?

Everyone sing along (with apologies to the Beach Boys):

Well that East Coast dog is hip
I really like the leash she wears
And that Southern pup with the way she barks
She knocks me out when I'm down there

The Mid-West farmer's dog can really make you feel alright
and that Northern gal with her thick soft fur
She keeps her boyfriend warm at night.

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls

I got friends all around this great big world
And I've seen all kinds of fur
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get to PetTalk Estates
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls


Go Perry, Dude!

[ October 28, 2001: Message edited by: TheAntiPam ]