My boys are perfect of course however.....
Calvin & Hobbes...please stop trying to dig to China everytime you piddle
Also please realize that nothing can hurt you at home...I'd like to be able to do the lap cuddles you both love without fearing for a life threating gouge (sp) if a neighbor turns on the water or any tiny noise.
Hobbie...you are three time Calvins size..although I know he provokes you I wish you wouldn't beat the tar out of him and leave little clumps of fur all over the house while meowmie is at work.
Calvin...please don't jump into my arms when I walk into a dark apartment with armloads of groceries. Being completely black, your meowmie can't see you in the dark



However most of all, I love you more than anything in the whole world.