Dear Miss "singing the bridesmaid blues".

How egocentric of you dear. It is the brides day and noone will be looking at you, let alone notice your tatoo. Smile for the camera, and just turn the other direction when your grandfather approches. If that doesn't work, pay the ring bearer 5 dollars to steal the old man's glasses.



Richard - since Cinco de Mayo was earlier this week, put some Corona on ice and I'll bring the nachos.