Originally posted by neko1
... cats are not allowed on the counters or tables,
but they just don't know it...
... All you hear is THUD!
when they land on the floor
Dad sez "Hmmmmm... ... "

We alluz hear that *THUDD!* noize inna kitchin when Dad
standz up inna livin or dinin roomz...

He wunderz what dat noize wuz...

He tinks itz kinda strange to keep findin da Kat inna kitchen (usually takin a fast baff onna floor) jest aftur hearin dat *THUDD!* noize!

Summtymez we hear da *THUDD!* noize anna Kat *Zoomz* past Dad wiffa *airplane earz* anna *tail tucked*...