Originally posted by K & L
Do you "allow" your cat on the counters?

Dad sez the two wurds "allow" and "Kat" shouldn't be uzed
inna same sentence!

Da poll shudda had wun more choice...
"NO, but gave up enforcement long ago..."

Kat'z gettin a lil "smartur" dealin wiff Dad ~
he avoidz *direct confrontations" and works on the stealth principle...

.. Keep outta arm's reach
.. move * S L O W * so'z yur not noticed
.. nebber *dip-a-paw* inna HOT dish/pot/pan!
.. alluz let Dad have da furst bite - that insures proper temp of mealz
.. whilst Dad iz munchin, the "sekund helpin" iz ungaurded inna kitchin