Hey Binx ~

Make sure ya pick out a BIG wun - they gotz a bigger hole
inna end - so'z ya can get yur tung likker inside an skoop out da guddiez!

Dont furget to stop atta store to get a BIIG bukit a PeenButter!

An how'z yer gimpy leg doin?
Yur Mawm sed ya kinda favored wun leg - like it sorta bothered ya...
That startin to feel OK - now that yer eetin a lot better?
Keep praktissin the runnin round inna yard - we wunt ya in gud shape
fur da BarkPark Gathurin!