Dearest Sasha, so your mama loves you to pieces, huh? Who's surprised about that? I loved the story about the bathroom ritual and the "lump under the sheets" thing. I have my own little girlcat who monitors my bathroom activities very closely. Makes it a little difficult to get close enough to the mirror to put on my mascara, but when you consider all the benefits in companionship and humor, a poke in the eye with a mascara wand is a small thing. I have to tell my girl to look away when I spray perfume or antiperspirant so that it doesn't drift into her beautiful blue eyes. She's my darling, just like you are your mama's darling, little Sasha! Long life, health and happiness to you and your loved ones!