Joyce: "Honey, are you sure you're a vampire slayer? I mean, have you tried not being a slayer? It's because you didn't have a strong father figure, isn't it?"

Giles: "Might I have a word?"
Buffy: "Have a sentence, even."

Willow: "Oz has his cool hair today."

Willow: "Sorry. I wanted to surprise you."
Xander: "Good job! High marks."

Cordelia: "You know, we've never really been close, which is nice, cause I don't really like you that much, but..."

Anya: "Thank you for coming. We value your patronage. Please come again for more purchases!"

Buffy: "Besides, Melinda's a bad influence. I don't like her hanging out with someone that... short. What? She shouldn't be going over there."
Riley: "Yeah, a lot of young people nowadays are experimenting with shortness. Gotta nip that in the bud."

Buffy: "How was school today?"
Dawn: "The usual, big square building filled with boredom and despair."

Buffybot: Anya! How is your money?
Anya (with a big smile): Fine, thank you for asking!

Buffybot (in the midst of conversation with Willow): You're recently gay!

Anya: Hello there, little girl! We're gonna have fun, fun, fun! Look, I've got Monopoly, Clue, and ooh, The Game of Life!
*LOL* Anya just cracks me up

Willow: I can't help it. I just have all this involuntary empathy for Dawn. Cuz she's, you know... a big spaz.

Anya (to a customer who just finished her purchase): Please go.
Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that "Please go" just got replaced with "Have a nice day."
Anya: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?
Xander: No one. It's just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace.