Hello, God ~ ??

Hi God!

Hope we're not too late wiff dis...

Kuld You spare a few minnitz an ride along wiff Missy Zipp-Kat whilst she moturz ober to Texsus an takez dat GURR Test?

Try to keep her frum steppin onna GO-peddul too hard inna traktor kar
(she duz dat when she'z nerbus...)

An we'd all like it iffin You kuld sit wiff her durrin da test ~
Jest keep whispurrin in her earbone that it'z jest a lil *quizz* an she *knowez* allua ansurs...
an that YOU're there to make sure she Duz Gud!

We all knowe she'll do jest *fine* onna test...
But YOR're Help will mean a LOT to her, God!

Thankz fur Helpin, God!

Oh yeah...

Bout her Phisshie, Peek-A-Boo ...
Kuld You fix him up wiffa Nice lil puddel of fresh waddur
unner da Rainbow Bridge?

Thankz a Bunch, God!

/s/ da Prayer Pupz