If I tell you my cat ate my homework, Teacher Molly, you MUST believe me!! He has a paper fetish and he has eaten many important things like checks (made out to me ), customer tax returns and financial statements. That Butter has a paper deficiency and he lets me know about it by chewing up anything paper, including cardboard boxes!!! You have to believe me!!!!

Do you guys wonder what Jack's Mom, the originator of this thread, is thinking now? She's probably going "what the heck happened?". Hehehe!!!!