they certainly DO know everything don't they?
to be considered a pet geek, by a 14 year old... oh no, what will you ever do to overcome such horrible fate? I'm sure at that age, to be called a geek is terrible, did you feign shock and heartache when he said that?

I merely reminded him that it was this "GEEK" who installed and configured our home network, which allows him access to the internet via ADSL from his room, as well as enabling him to play games against his friends over the network........he kept VERY quiet after that.