Dis id Bach...
I wan tu tell u about dem baf wyps... dey iz all me meowmie usez. I will admit, i hate bafs.. but I hate dem wyps tu!

Me meomie saiz dey is "da way tu go" wut ever dat meanz.

I tink, "no bafs,, no madder how u do em"... dey get me wet and smelly! Meowmie saiz dat dey make me an my siblingz smell gud. Wut doez she kno newayz!

It sure id quiker den a baf tho! Me an my siblingz go hide if we see her wif dem wypes, but I will say, it iz fastur! shh.. dun tell her I said dat... she might go get dem out again!