Because I just re-carpeted Bastet's cat scratching pole today and its outside drying ( I had to glue the carpet over the old carpet because they stapled the old carpet into the wood - she tore one of her claws out *makes ouchie face* - so I thought I would glue some new carpet over the old stuff so that wouldn't happen again)

Her nicknames right now are:

No
Stop scratching that
pssst psst psst (finger pointed like water pistol me makingsound)
smoogie puss
pongey bum