My grandpa tells me that Lady is fat.
My uncle used to say that Sally was 'retarded' because he thought she was unusually small.

And they're not my relatives, butthis lady who lives next door to me has four kids that are all under ten. Everytime I walkLady, and they are playing outside, they say "Look, it's the mean doggie!" And then their mom shooes them away and says "Can't you keep that thing away from my kids?" Uh hello...it's everyone's sidewalk...not her's, and how dare she call Lady a "thing"! Some people just don't get it.

As it says on one of my profiles on AIM, "You have to like my pets to like me!" It's so true.