You are TOO funny!!!!

HA!!!!!
I love it!!!!!!

Set the scene!!!!

Crowded,smoky room....perhaps a gym of some sort...The coffee is flowing....

One woman, walks to the podium in the front of the room....
She is new here....
She shakily makes her way up the steps,Positions the mike to her height...
Clears her throat....AHEM!!!!
(This helps the butterflies in her stomach calm down,)

Its' Now or Never she tells herself!!!!!

Hello...My name is Delidog!!!(DELIDOG?!?!?!?!)

"I Am a Hippofile!!!!!!"...she cannot believe she hears this coming from HER throat....
But now it is out....
A Huge weight is off of her shoulders...Oh that Monkey on her back...Has been clinging since childhood...when she saw her first episode of "Mr.Ed"!!!!
Now she knows She is on the road to Hippo Recovery!!!!!!!

Clapping from other members in the room....(they have All been here before!!!!!!!)

The first step is the hardest......(She recalls This in her thoughts)
1)
The first step is Denial.....
as she blurts out.....
"I swear...That was not me feeding,mucking out,turning out, and then schooling 8 horses....The Morning of My Wedding!!!!!"

"You got that story from My Ex-Husband" she said...You know the one that said..."Its' the Horses or me!!!!!!!"
Hope he found All of his clothes that were tossed out the 3rd story window!!!!
Hope hes' happy in somplace like a high rise in N.Y. or Miami!!!!


Maybe Next week Delidog will have had time to come back to reality
I'm not sure if having "Black Beauty" as her Higher Power is a Good Choice

Tune in next week...to see if we have made it past Step one in her recovery!!!!!!
Does she really Want to do this for herself????or is she doing this for Ole' Red in the Barn?!?!?!?!??!