Oh, but Simba, what you might not know is that that cute little thing that looks so yummy isn't exactly defenseless. You'd be surprised what damage a pawful of claws can do to your sensitive nose! You'd better stick to drooling over the computer screen (just don't drool in the keyboard - mama'd sure notice slimy keys!) and keep you pretty nose safe and not cross-hatched! And those kitties have very sharp teeth, too! Stick to biscuits - they don't bite back!
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